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{"tracks":[{"title":"MIC MURDERER","description":"[Intro]\nStep in my slaughterhouse—mic’s my blade!  \n\n[Verse 1]\nBlood on the wall, I’m the reaper with flair,\nChainsaw rips flesh, guts hit the air,\nSkull cracked wide, brain’s my snack,\nMic’s a machete, no turnin’ back!\nIntestines dangle, I’m laughin’ at the mess,\nRibcage vest, I’m the king of distress!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook]\nMIC MURDERER, WORDS ARE MY GUN!\nSLAYIN’ BEATS, BODIES UNDONE!\nGORE IN MY VEINS, BLOOD-SOAKED RUSH!\nRIP YOUR SOUL, BONES TO DUST!\nRAAAAH! KILLER ON THE TRACK!\nRAAAAH! NO COMIN’ BACK!  \n\n[Verse 2]\nCops can’t catch me, I’m slippin’ the chase,\nRhymes cut deep, carve your face,\n“Caught a body? Nah, diced him nice!”\nFlow’s a grenade, blowin’ up the mic,\nPuppet master, pullin’ strings with a grin,\nTurn your crew to stew, let the carnage begin!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook]\nMIC MURDERER, WORDS ARE MY GUN!\nSLAYIN’ BEATS, BODIES UNDONE!\nGORE IN MY VEINS, BLOOD-SOAKED RUSH!\nRIP YOUR SOUL, BONES TO DUST!\nRAAAAH! KILLER ON THE TRACK!\nRAAAAH! NO COMIN’ BACK!  \n\n[Verse 3 ]\nRapid-fire spit, I’m a cyclone of rage,\nMic’s a machine gun, blastin’ the stage,\nTongue twists quick, I’m a verbal beast,\nBlood splatters fast, it’s a lyrical feast!\nVeins poppin’ out, shred your flesh to the beat,\nSkull fragments fly, I’m the king of the street!  \n\n[Bridge - The Breakdown]\nBlood on the fader, mixin’ the dead,\nMic cord’s a noose, screams in my head,\nLaugh while I stab, it’s a sick little dance,\nFlow’s a guillotine, no second chance!  \n\n[Verse 4 - All Styles Mash]\nI’m the shadow in the booth, stealin’ breath with a verse,\nGore’s my art, paint your death, no curse,\nQuick with the wit, “Lost your tongue? You’re mine!”\nFast as a demon, blood floods the line,\nChainsaw hype, rip your chest to the sound,\nMic murderer’s reign, bodies hit the ground!  \n\n[Chorus - The Climax]\nMIC MURDERER, WORDS ARE MY GUN!\nSLAYIN’ BEATS, BODIES UNDONE!\nGORE IN MY VEINS, BLOOD-SOAKED RUSH!\nRIP YOUR SOUL, BONES TO DUST!\nRAAAAH! KILLER ON THE TRACK!\nRAAAAH! NO COMIN’ BACK!\nGRRRR! BEAST IN THE BOOTH!\nGRRRR! FINAL TRUTH!  \n\n[Outro - The Fade]\nBooth’s a crime scene, mic drips red,\nEvery bar’s a body, every rhyme’s a head,\nSCREEEEEEEECH! King of the kill,\nMIC MURDERER, FOREVER I THRILL!","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/mic-murderer","playCount":1291,"publishedAt":"2025-03-26T07:30:39.000Z","slug":"mic-murderer"},{"title":"FLESH REAPER","description":"[Intro]\nWelcome to my harvest—flesh is my canvas, blood’s my paint!  \n\n[Verse 1 -  Sick and Slow]\nI’m the flesh reaper, skin’s my prize,\nPeel your face off, wear it like a disguise,\nBuzzsaw hums, I’m carvin’ through bone,\nGuts spill out, make a throne from your moan!\nTeeth yanked raw, string ‘em up like beads,\nBlood fountain sprays, waterin’ my deeds,\nOrgans on hooks, I’m a butcher deranged,\nSew your lips shut, keep the screams rearranged!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Hype and Vile]\nFLESH REAPER, I’M THE SCYTHE OF THE SLAUGHTER!\nRIP YOU TO SHREDS, FEED THE GROUND YOUR WATER!\nGORE IN MY HANDS, IT’S A TWISTED BLITZ!\nHARVEST YOUR SOUL, TURN YOUR FLESH TO BITS!\nRAAAAH! I’M THE MASTER OF PAIN!\nRAAAAH! BLOOD’S MY REIGN!  \n\n\n[Verse 2 - Sharp and Perverse]\nStalkin’ with a grin, I’m a sick little freak,\nFlay your back slow, hang it up for a week,\nRhymes slice deep, I’m a surgeon with sass,\n“Lost your guts? Guess I’ll stuff ‘em with glass!”\nTwist your spine ‘round, make a human pretzel,\nSick wordplay’s my blade, carve you to the devil,\nFingers in a jar, I’m a collector with glee,\nTurn your corpse to a puppet, dance for me!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Nastier]\nFLESH REAPER, I’M THE SCYTHE OF THE SLAUGHTER!\nRIP YOU TO SHREDS, FEED THE GROUND YOUR WATER!\nGORE IN MY HANDS, IT’S A TWISTED BLITZ!\nHARVEST YOUR SOUL, TURN YOUR FLESH TO BITS!\nRAAAAH! I’M THE MASTER OF PAIN!\nRAAAAH! BLOOD’S MY REIGN!  \n\n[Verse 3 -  Fast and Feral]\nRapid reaper spit, I’m a whirlwind of death,\nSlice your throat quick, steal your last breath,\nFlow’s a chainsaw, shred your meat to a beat,\nBlood sprays wild, paint the streets with defeat!\nVeins ripped out, I’m a gore-fueled storm,\nSkull’s my drum, watch the chaos transform,\nTongue twists fast, I’m a rap-born plague,\nHarvest flesh like crops, leave the world in a rage!  \n\n[Bridge - The Breakdown: Twisted Chaos]\nSkin stretched tight, I’m a canvas of doom,\nSew your eyes wide, see your tomb in bloom,\nLaugh as I hack, it’s a grotesque ballet,\nFlow’s a meat hook, drag you night to day!\nBlood in my boots, I’m a reaper with pride,\nTurn your guts to confetti, let it rain from the sky!  \n\n[Verse 4 - All Styles Mash: Total Depravity]\nI’m the ghoul in the dark, harvest screams with a grin,\nFlay your chest raw, wear your ribs like a skin,\nQuick with the quip, “No legs? Crawl to hell!”\nFast as a demon, I’m a blood-soaked spell,\nSaw through your hips, make a chandelier of bone,\nFlow’s a guillotine, leave your carcass alone,\nBrains on a platter, I’m a reaper unbound,\nTwist your corpse to art, sickest show in town!  \n\n[Chorus - The Climax: Full Gore Glory]\nFLESH REAPER, I’M THE SCYTHE OF THE SLAUGHTER!\nRIP YOU TO SHREDS, FEED THE GROUND YOUR WATER!\nGORE IN MY HANDS, IT’S A TWISTED BLITZ!\nHARVEST YOUR SOUL, TURN YOUR FLESH TO BITS!\nRAAAAH! I’M THE MASTER OF PAIN!\nRAAAAH! BLOOD’S MY REIGN!\nGRRRR! I’M THE SICK IN THE GAME!\nGRRRR! FEAST ON YOUR SHAME!  \n[Outro - The Fade: Final Harvest]","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/flesh-reaper","playCount":181,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T06:37:27.000Z","slug":"flesh-reaper"},{"title":"SHADE STALKER","description":"[Intro]\nEnter my shadows—your mind is my prey!\n[Verse 1 - Sick and Slow]\nDarkness unfolds, I’m a phantom in black,\nSteal your last hope, leave your sanity cracked,\nWalls close tight, I’m the chill in your spine,\nTrap your thoughts deep, in a maze of my design!\nWhispers grow loud, I’m the dread in the air,\nClaws graze your neck, feel the weight of despair,\nMirrors reflect fear, I’m the shade in your sight,\nLock your soul down, drag you into the night!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Hype and Vile]\nSHADE STALKER, I’M THE FEAR IN YOUR DREAMS!\nTWIST YOUR MIND, RIP APART AT THE SEAMS!\nTERROR IN MY GRASP, IT’S A CHILLING RUSH!\nBREAK YOUR SPIRIT DOWN, TURN YOUR HOPE TO DUST!\nRAAAAH! DREAD’S MY THRONE!\nRAAAAH! YOU’RE ALONE!  \n\n[Verse 2 - Sharp and Perverse]\nCrawl through the dark, I’m the shadow that bites,\nPlay with your fears, turn ‘em into my lights,\n“Feel that cold breath? That’s my grip on your soul!”\nBend your will back, make you lose all control,\nChains in your mind, I’m a trickster with glee,\nWarp your senses, make you beg to be free,\nLaugh as you crack, I’m a specter with flair,\nTurn your courage to ash, leave you gasping for air!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Nastier]\nSHADE STALKER, I’M THE FEAR IN YOUR DREAMS!\nTWIST YOUR MIND, RIP APART AT THE SEAMS!\nTERROR IN MY GRASP, IT’S A CHILLING RUSH!\nBREAK YOUR SPIRIT DOWN, TURN YOUR HOPE TO DUST!\nRAAAAH! DREAD’S MY THRONE!\nRAAAAH! YOU’RE ALONE!  \n\n[Verse 3 -  Fast and Feral]\nShadows strike fast, I’m a wraith on the hunt,\nSnuff your light out, leave your spirit to stunt,\nFlow’s a cold gust, I’m a nightmare that creeps,\nFreeze your blood still, make your terror run deep!\nWalls bleed black, I’m a curse in the haze,\nTrap your screams tight, set your mind ablaze,\nTongue cuts quick, I’m a phantom with speed,\nTurn your fears to a cage, let the darkness feed!  \n\n[Bridge - The Breakdown: Twisted Chaos]\nEchoes grow sharp, I’m a shadow of doom,\nBind your thoughts tight, see your panic bloom,\nHiss as I strike, it’s a dance of the lost,\nRip your peace out, leave your sanity crossed!\nSteps in the dark, I’m a fiend with no light,\nTurn your dread to a storm, set the void alight!  \n\n[Verse 4 - All Styles Mash: Total Depravity]\nStalk through the mist, let the terror unfold,\nCrush your last spark, leave your spirit ice-cold,\nQuick with the haunt, “No way out? Face the void!”\nFast as a shade, I’m a nightmare deployed,\nClaws in your mind, make a prison of fright,\nFlow’s a death knell, snuff your hope in the night,\nEyes glow dim, I’m a terror that reigns,\nCraft your despair, I’m the king of your chains!  \n\n[Chorus - The Climax: Full Fear Frenzy]\nSHADE STALKER, I’M THE FEAR IN YOUR DREAMS!\nTWIST YOUR MIND, RIP APART AT THE SEAMS!\nTERROR IN MY GRASP, IT’S A CHILLING RUSH!\nBREAK YOUR SPIRIT DOWN, TURN YOUR HOPE TO DUST!\nRAAAAH! DREAD’S MY THRONE!\nRAAAAH! YOU’RE ALONE!\nGRRRR! I’M THE SHADOW YOU FEAR!\nGRRRR! END IS NEAR!","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/shade-stalker","playCount":216,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T07:04:44.000Z","slug":"shade-stalker"},{"title":"Heed my damnation","description":"[Intro]\n[Glass shatters, sirens wail, guttural roar]\nHeed my damnation—mankind’s a wretched farce!\n\n[Verse 1 - Sick and Slow]\nFetid throngs grovel, in a quagmire of deceit,\nAvidity festers, every conscience obsolete,\nMetropoles suffocate, on mendacity’s vile reek,\nI’ll excoriate your idols, leave your dogma weak!\nPotentates gorge, while the plebeians wither,\nAspiration’s a chimera, watch it die and slither,\nFealty’s a sham, I’m the scourge in the filth,\nObliterate your mirage, plunge you into the silt!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Hype and Vile]\nSCOURGE HERALD, I’M THE WRATH OF YOUR SINS!\nTORCH YOUR FALSE HOPES, LET THE RUIN BEGIN!\nFURY IN MY VOICE, IT’S A MERCILESS STRIKE!\nSHATTER YOUR DELUSIONS, MAKE THE DARKNESS SPIKE!\nRAAAAH! HATE’S MY CREED!\nRAAAAH! WATCH YOU BLEED!  \n\n[Verse 2 - Sharp and Perverse]\nGaze at this dross, humans wallow in blight,\nBarter your ethics, for a scintilla of might,\n“Think you’re absolved? You’re a cog in their vice!”\nI’ll eviscerate your facade, make you pay the price,\nConflagrations for the elite, while the downtrod starve,\nCrocodile tears mask the scars that they carve,\nSneer as you crumble, I’m a harbinger of scorn,\nTurn your valor to cinders, leave your spirit torn!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Nastier]\nSCOURGE HERALD, I’M THE WRATH OF YOUR SINS!\nTORCH YOUR FALSE HOPES, LET THE RUIN BEGIN!\nFURY IN MY VOICE, IT’S A MERCILESS STRIKE!\nSHATTER YOUR DELUSIONS, MAKE THE DARKNESS SPIKE!\nRAAAAH! HATE’S MY CREED!\nRAAAAH! WATCH YOU BLEED!  \n\n[Verse 3 - Fast and Feral]\nWrath rains down, I’m a tempest of spite,\nSmash your veneer, set your lies alight,\nFlow’s a maelstrom, I’m a scourge that condemns,\nRaze your false peace, leave you broken in gems!\nEmpires implode, I’m a blight on the throne,\nTruth cuts deep, hear the world’s last groan,\nTongue strikes swift, I’m a prophet of doom,\nTurn your hubris to ash, let the end consume!  \n\n[Bridge - The Breakdown: Twisted Chaos]\nPortents grow dire, I’m a herald of rage,\nFetter your dreams, trap ‘em tight in a cage,\nGrowl as I strike, it’s a requiem of scorn,\nRip your solace apart, leave your spirit forlorn!\nSteps in the void, I’m a fiend with no grace,\nTurn your faith to a pyre, set the night ablaze!  \n\n[Verse 4 - All Styles Mash: Total Depravity]\nStalk through the dregs, let the fury ignite,\nCrush your ideals, leave your morals in flight,\nQuick with the curse, “No redemption? Then fall!”\nFast as a plague, I’m the end of your thrall,\nClaws in your creed, make a pyre of your trust,\nFlow’s a death dirge, turn your dreams to rust,\nEyes burn cold, I’m a terror that seethes,\nCraft your collapse, I’m the scourge that breathes!  \n\n[Chorus - The Climax: Full Hate Frenzy]\nSCOURGE HERALD, I’M THE WRATH OF YOUR SINS!\nTORCH YOUR FALSE HOPES, LET THE RUIN BEGIN!\nFURY IN MY VOICE, IT’S A MERCILESS STRIKE!\nSHATTER YOUR DELUSIONS, MAKE THE DARKNESS SPIKE!\nRAAAAH! HATE’S MY CREED!\nRAAAAH! WATCH YOU BLEED!\nGRRRR! I’M THE CURSE YOU DESPISE!\nGRRRR! END YOUR LIES!","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/heed-my-damnation","playCount":182,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T07:21:26.000Z","slug":"heed-my-damnation"},{"title":"Tardiness Ignites a Cataclysm","description":"[Intro]\nTardiness ignites a cataclysm—prepare for the reckoning!\n\n[Verse 1 - Sick and Slow]\nSluggard purveyor, dawdling with my cache,\nProcrastination foments a rancorous clash,\nChronometer taunts, each second a slight,\nConflagration brews, I’ll immolate the night!\nToke remains dormant, a paroxysm of ire,\nVexation metastasizes, I’ll set his world afire,\nFidelity’s a specter, I’ll exact my toll,\nDefy my schedule, I’ll excruciate his soul!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Hype and Vile]\nBLAZE FIEND, TARDINESS BEGETS WRATH!\nCHRONIC DELAYS CARVE A VENGEFUL PATH!\nFRENZY IN THE VEINS, A CACOPHONOUS BLAST!\nSABOTAGE THE HIGH, RETRIBUTION CAST!\nRAAAAH! PUNCTUALITY SCORNED!\nRAAAAH! HEED THE WARNED!  \n\n[Verse 2 - Sharp and Perverse]\nGlower at the dial, he’s a dilatory knave,\nVowed to arrive, yet he’s digging my grave,\n“Proximate, he claims? That’s a mendacious jest!”\nI’ll incinerate his hoard, leave him in distress,\nKnuckles blanch white, a maelstrom of gall,\nSquander my dusk, I’ll make his empire fall,\nScoff as I scheme, a bedlamite with spite,\nTransmute his alibis to cinders in the night!  \n\n[Chorus - The Hook: Nastier]\nBLAZE FIEND, TARDINESS BEGETS WRATH!\nCHRONIC DELAYS CARVE A VENGEFUL PATH!\nFRENZY IN THE VEINS, A CACOPHONOUS BLAST!\nSABOTAGE THE HIGH, RETRIBUTION CAST!\nRAAAAH! PUNCTUALITY SCORNED!\nRAAAAH! HEED THE WARNED!  \n\n[Verse 3 -  Fast and Feral]\nWrath erupts swift, a zephyr of disdain,\nLaggard’s neglect fuels a volatile strain,\nFlow’s a sirocco, I’ll desiccate his trade,\nScorch his demesne, let his prospects fade!\nGadget stays mute, a stratagem takes form,\nBreach his sanctum, unleash a firestorm,\nTongue lashes quick, a dervish of scorn,\nTransfigure his lag to a pyre reborn!  \n\n[Bridge - The Breakdown: Twisted Chaos]\nMoments stretch long, a crucible of pique,\nIncinerate his pretexts, let the havoc wreak,\nHiss as I pounce, a pandemonium of gall,\nExtirpate his calm, make his spirit crawl!\nTreads on his turf, a zealot with no truce,\nMetamorphose his dawdling to a noose!  \n\n[Verse 4 - All Styles Mash: Total Depravity]\nProwl through the gloom, let the rancor combust,\nThwart my euphoria, I’ll reduce you to dust,\nSwift with the hex, “No reprieve? Face the blaze!”\nRapid as a squall, I’ll conclude your delays,\nTalons in your oaths, forge a pyre of deceit,\nFlow’s a requiem, herald your defeat,\nGaze burns cold, a bedlamite with zeal,\nOrchestrate your penance, make you kneel!  \n\n[Chorus - The Climax: Full Rage Frenzy]\nBLAZE FIEND, TARDINESS BEGETS WRATH!\nCHRONIC DELAYS CARVE A VENGEFUL PATH!\nFRENZY IN THE VEINS, A CACOPHONOUS BLAST!\nSABOTAGE THE HIGH, RETRIBUTION CAST!\nRAAAAH! PUNCTUALITY SCORNED!\nRAAAAH! HEED THE WARNED!\nGRRRR! VENGEANCE UNLEASHED!\nGRRRR! TERROR INCREASED!  \n[Outro - The Fade: Final Ultimatum]\n[Embers hiss, glass crunches, fading snarl]\nDefy my clock again—your existence gets razed!","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/tardiness-ignites-a-cataclysm","playCount":198,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T07:40:32.000Z","slug":"tardiness-ignites-a-cataclysm"},{"title":"Shroom Gummies Poppin","description":"[Opening Trip]\n[Synth waves pulse, gummy pops, euphoric giggle]\nShroom gummies poppin’—let’s ride the cosmic wave!  \n\n[Verse 1 - Psychedelic Bliss: Slow and Dreamy]\nGummies imbued with psilocybin’s allure,\nIngest the magic, let my psyche soar pure,\nVisions unfurl, I’m a savant in a daze,\nColors kaleidoscope, in a prismatic haze!\nWalls breathe alive, a phantasmagoria of glee,\nMind’s a nebula, I’m a voyager set free,\nFriends all aglow, in a synesthetic trance,\nShrooms are my portal, let’s commence the dance!  \n\n[Trip Eruption - Ecstatic Chant: Hype and Trippy]\nTRIP! TRIP! WE’RE LOST IN THE GLOW!\nSHROOM GUMMIES HIT, LET THE VISIONS FLOW!\nTRIP! TRIP! A Psychedelic RIDE!\nMELT THROUGH THE VOID, WE’RE ALONG FOR THE SLIDE!\nGIGGLE! GIGGLE! WE’RE HIGH AS CAN BE!\nGIGGLE! GIGGLE! INFINITY WE SEE!  \n\n[Verse 2 - Cosmic Journey: Rapid and Whimsical]\nShrooms in my system, I’m a jester of light,\nFractals explode, every hue burning bright,\n“Pass me a gummy!” We’re a coterie in flight,\nTranscend the mundane, in a luminous delight!\nLaughter cascades, I’m a sprite in the stars,\nWeed’s my companion, but shrooms heal my scars,\nChortle as we drift, a revelry so grand,\nElevate our minds, in a cosmic wonderland!  \n\n[Trip Eruption - Ecstatic Chant: Wilder]\nTRIP! TRIP! WE’RE LOST IN THE GLOW!\nSHROOM GUMMIES HIT, LET THE VISIONS FLOW!\nTRIP! TRIP! A Psychedelic RIDE!\nMELT THROUGH THE VOID, WE’RE ALONG FOR THE SLIDE!\nGIGGLE! GIGGLE! WE’RE HIGH AS CAN BE!\nGIGGLE! GIGGLE! INFINITY WE SEE!  \n\n[Verse 3 - Shroom Rave: Fast and Frenzied]\nMind bends quick, a zephyr of delight,\nShroom gummies spark, I’m a comet in flight,\nFlow’s a cosmic surge, I’m a tripper on fire,\nSee the universe bloom, take my spirit higher!\nCrew’s all vibin’, a bacchanal of hues,\nPatterns swirl wild, no reality to lose,\nTongue flicks rapid, a psychonaut’s creed,\nTurn the night to a dream, let the shrooms lead!  \n\n[Breakdown Vortex - Shroom Party: Chaotic and Mystical]\n[Synth beats throb, colors pulse, trippy laughter]\n\nSwallow the gummies, a maelstrom of cheer,\nShrooms are our gateway, no boundaries here,\nDance in the fractals, a jubilee of sight,\nShare the mind-melt, ‘til the dawn’s first light!\nVisions cascade, a stoner’s parade,\nElevate the trip, let the cosmos cascade!  \n\n[Verse 4 - Shroom Zenith: Total Transcendence]\nFrolic through the void, let the wonder ignite,\nShrooms are my muse, I’m a seer of light,\nSwift with the vibe, “Feel that? We’re alive!”\nFast as a pulsar, let the magic thrive,\nFingers trace patterns, forge a bond of the mind,\nFlow’s a revelation, leave the mundane behind,\nEyes gleam with awe, a visionary’s decree,\nOrchestrate the trip, shrooms set me free!  \n\n[Closing Cosmos - Frenzied Finale: Full Ecstasy]\nTRIP! TRIP! WE’RE ONE WITH THE STARS!\nSHROOM GUMMIES BLAST, WE’RE BEYOND THE BARS!\nTRIP! TRIP! A MIND-MELTING GLOW!\nRIDE THAT WAVE, LET THE COSMOS FLOW!\nGIGGLE! GIGGLE! WE’RE LOST IN THE DREAM!\nGIGGLE! GIGGLE! A Psychedelic STREAM!\n[Synth fades, colors hum, fading laugh]  \n","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/shroom-gummies-poppin","playCount":214,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T08:26:52.000Z","slug":"shroom-gummies-poppin"},{"title":"DANK ASTRONAUT","description":"[Opening Riff]\n[Sax wails like a rocket, theremin hums, a far-out cackle]\nDig this, star-cats—I’m zoomin’ to the green galaxy, man!\nGonna blaze a trail through the cosmos with my dank stash, real gone!  \n\n[Verse 1 - Cosmic Kick-Off: Groovy and Far-Out]\nI’m a lunar loony, a space-age toker, ridin’ a comet’s tail,\nGot a stash of ganja-glitz, man, it’s a supernova wail!\nMy rocket’s fueled with reefer-radiation, I’m a cosmic king,\nBlazin’ through the ether, hear my ion engines sing!\nI jettison the squares, leave ‘em in the void to mope,\nWith my hydroponic hyperspliff, I’m a galactic dope!\nI’m orbitin’ the Dank Nebula, where the green stars glow,\nIn 2062, I’m the grooviest cat to know!  \n\n[Chorus - Spaced-Out Swagger: Wild and Zesty]\nZOOM! ZOOM! I’M A DANK ASTRONAUT, DIG IT!\nSPARK THAT SPLIFF, I’M ORBITALLY LIT!\nZOOM! ZOOM! I’M A COSMIC FREAK, MAN!\nBLAZE THAT HERB, I’M THE SPACIEST CAT IN THE PLAN!\nFLIP! FLIP! I’M A STELLAR DADDY-O!\nFLIP! FLIP! LET THE GREEN VAPORS FLOW!  \n\n[Verse 2 - Hyperdrive High: Fast and Frenetic]\nMy spaceship’s a bong, man, it’s a chromium dream-machine,\nPuffin’ on that quantum kush, the dankest ever seen!\nI’m zappin’ through a wormhole, my mind’s a kaleidoscope,\nWith my laser-rolled reefer, I’m the emperor of hope!\nThe asteroids are gigglin’, they’re diggin’ my vibe,\nI’m a toker from the future, with a buzz that’s hyperdrive!\nI’m grokkin’ the cosmos, my third eye’s a blaze,\nIn this far-out nebula, I’m lost in a dank daze!  \n\n[Chorus - Spaced-Out Swagger: Even Wilder]\nZOOM! ZOOM! I’M A DANK ASTRONAUT, DIG IT!\nSPARK THAT SPLIFF, I’M ORBITALLY LIT!\nZOOM! ZOOM! I’M A COSMIC FREAK, MAN!\nBLAZE THAT HERB, I’M THE SPACIEST CAT IN THE PLAN!\nFLIP! FLIP! I’M A STELLAR DADDY-O!\nFLIP! FLIP! LET THE GREEN VAPORS FLOW!  \n\n[Verse 3 - Galactic Ganja Glory: Trippy and Explosive]\nI’m dancin’ with pulsars, they’re flashin’ to my beat,\nMy spliff’s a photon-torpedo, man, it’s packin’ cosmic heat!\nI’m tokin’ on that stardust skunk, it’s a million light-years old,\nGot my brainpan spinnin’ like a black hole, real bold!\nThe Martians are my sidekicks, they’re passin’ me the green,\nWe’re jammin’ in a zero-grav lounge, the hippest scene!\nMy vibes are interstellar, I’m a toker supreme,\nIn this dank dimension, I’m livin’ the dream!  \n\n[Breakdown - Cosmic Chill-Out: Freaky and Mellow]\n\n[Sitar drones, a spacey hum, vapor trails swirl]\nFloatin’ in the void, man, I’m a nebula nomad,\nMy spliff’s a tractor beam, pullin’ peace to this space-cad!\nThe galaxy’s groovin’, it’s a far-out affair,\nWith my cosmic cannabis, I ain’t got a care!\nPass the anti-matter joint, let the good times roll,\nIn this spaced-out jazz joint, I’m the king of soul! ","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/dank-astronaut","playCount":191,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T09:10:50.000Z","slug":"dank-astronaut"},{"title":"Wenches Hath Crossed Me","description":"[Opening Flourish]\n[Flint strikes, bass reverberates, audacious chuckle]\nWenches hath crossed me—now I blaze and abscond, knaves!  \n\n[Verse 1 - Scornful Renunciation: Slow and Gallant]\nDeceitful doxies, with their honeyed artifice,\nSought to beguile me, yet I spurn their edifice,\nTroth’s a mere wisp, they gambol in perfidy,\nI’ll forswear their wiles, uphold my sovereignty!\nViperous stratagems, a guileful pantomime,\nDeemed me a pawn, but I’m a knight sublime,\nInsouciant contempt, I’ll abnegate their yoke,\nKindle a spliff, ascend, I’m a toker bespoke!  \n\n[Gallant Defiance - Boisterous Refrain: Hype and Dashing]\nFIE! FIE! UPON THESE HARLOTS, I’M FINISHED!\nSPARK THAT SPLIFF, MY GLORY UNDIMINISHED!\nFIE! FIE! THEIR RUSES, I’M UNBOUND!\nBLAZE THAT HERB, I’M THE KING RENOWNED!\nREVEL! REVEL! I’M LOFTY AND GRAND!\nREVEL! REVEL! I RULE THIS LAND!  \n\n[Verse 2 - Spliff Aglow, Wenches Forsaken: Rapid and Rakish]\nHerb’s my solace, I’m a sage in the mist,\nHarlots endeavored to bind me, but I’ve dismissed,\n“Cherish me, sweet?” A risible deceit,\nI’ll alchemize their falsehoods, let the smoke entreat!\nDigits twirl deft, I’m a gallant with panache,\nExude my woes, let ‘em vanish in the flash,\nGuffaw as I soar, a rogue with aplomb,\nWenches in the rear, I’m the monarch of calm!  \n\n[Gallant Defiance - Boisterous Refrain: Suaver]\nFIE! FIE! UPON THESE HARLOTS, I’M FINISHED!\nSPARK THAT SPLIFF, MY GLORY UNDIMINISHED!\nFIE! FIE! THEIR RUSES, I’M UNBOUND!\nBLAZE THAT HERB, I’M THE KING RENOWNED!\nREVEL! REVEL! I’M LOFTY AND GRAND!\nREVEL! REVEL! I RULE THIS LAND!  \n\n[Verse 3 - Toker’s Ascendancy: Fast and Exultant]\nSpliff flares swift, a gust of merriment,\nWenches recede fast, I’m a star in ascent,\nCadence a vaporous rush, I’m a toker supreme,\nPass that verdant roll, let the strife teem!\nCompanions carouse, a fellowship of zest,\nHerb’s my nectar, I’m the sovereign expressed,\nLips trill brisk, a maverick’s edict,\nTurn the eve to a high, let the harlots evict!  \n[Breakdown Revelry - Toker’s Haven: Chaotic and Jovial]\n\n[Bass thrums deep, fumes spiral, jocular jest]\nImbibe the liberty, a conclave of repose,\nWenches but a shade, their influence deposed,\nLanguor in the fog, a festivity of mirth,\nBestow that verdant joy, let the discord unearth!\nRolls craft swift, a toker’s cavalcade,\nAmplify the spirit, let the jollity cascade!  \n\n[Verse 4 - Sovereign of Swagger: Total Exultation]\nSaunter through the brume, let the levity blaze,\nHarlots sought to chain me, but I’ve slipped their gaze,\nBrisk with the draw, “Farewell, I’m the lord!”\nFleet as a zephyr, I’m the one they’ll applaud,\nDigits ignite torches, knit a pact with the leaf,\nCadence a tranquil surge, I’m the master, no grief,\nOrbs glint with verve, a gallant’s behest,\nKindle that spliff, herb’s my ultimate quest!  \n\n[Closing Revel - Frenzied Finale: Full Magnificence]\nFIE! FIE! UPON THESE WENCHES, I’M GONE!\nSPARK THAT SPLIFF, I’M THE KING ON MY THRONE!\nFIE! FIE! THEIR PLOTS, I’M AFAR!\nBLAZE THAT LEAF, I’M A SHINING STAR!","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/wenches-hath-crossed-me","playCount":201,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T08:51:10.000Z","slug":"wenches-hath-crossed-me"},{"title":"Weed is my Elation","description":"[Opening Blaze]\nWeed’s my elation—let’s spark up the jubilation!  \n\n[Verse 1 - Stoner’s Euphoria: Slow and Giddy]\nGanja’s my panacea, I’m enraptured by the green,\nInhale the ambrosia, feel the bliss unforeseen,\nNimbus of euphoria, I’m a zealot in a trance,\nToke up with my crew, let’s commence the dance!\nFumes waft high, a zephyr of delight,\nChronicle the high, I’m a stoner in flight,\nBonds forged tight, in a haze of pure glee,\nWeed’s my apotheosis, set my spirit free!  \n\n[Bliss Explosion - Joyful Chant: Hype and Ecstatic]\nPUFF! PUFF! WE’RE HIGH AS THE SKY!\nWEED’S MY LOVE, I’LL NEVER SAY BYE!\nPUFF! PUFF! A STONER’S DELIGHT!\nSPARK THAT JOINT, WE’LL BLAZE ALL NIGHT!\nCHEER! CHEER! WE’RE FLOATING SO HIGH!\nCHEER! CHEER! WE’LL TOUCH THE SKY!  \n\n[Verse 2 - Stoner’s Celebration: Rapid and Gleeful]\nKush is my talisman, I’m a jovial fiend,\nPass the blunt quick, keep the vibes pristine,\n“Hit this, bro!” We’re a coterie of mirth,\nExult in the high, it’s a stoner’s rebirth!\nLaughter erupts loud, I’m a buffoon in a daze,\nWeed’s my elixir, set the night ablaze,\nChortle as we toke, a revelry so bright,\nElevate our souls, in the ganja’s light!  \n\n[Bliss Explosion - Joyful Chant: Wilder]\nPUFF! PUFF! WE’RE HIGH AS THE SKY!\nWEED’S MY LOVE, I’LL NEVER SAY BYE!\nPUFF! PUFF! A STONER’S DELIGHT!\nSPARK THAT JOINT, WE’LL BLAZE ALL NIGHT!\nCHEER! CHEER! WE’RE FLOATING SO HIGH!\nCHEER! CHEER! WE’LL TOUCH THE SKY!  \n\n[Verse 3 - Stoner’s Rave: Fast and Frenzied]\nBlaze ignites swift, a sirocco of glee,\nToke up rapid, feel the ecstasy spree,\nFlow’s a bong-rip storm, I’m a stoner in flight,\nPass that dank fast, keep the party alight!\nCrew’s all vibin’, a bacchanal of cheer,\nWeed’s our catalyst, no room for fear,\nTongue flicks quick, a pothead’s decree,\nTurn the night to a high, let the joy run free!  \n[Breakdown Bash - Stoner’s Party: Chaotic and Festive]\n[Beats drop hard, laughter echoes, bong gurgles]\nInhale the rapture, a festival of haze,\nWeed’s our ambrosia, we’re lost in the craze,\nDance in the smoke, a jubilee of fun,\nShare that green love, ‘til the night’s done!\nJoints roll fast, a stoner’s parade,\nElevate the vibe, let the high cascade!  \n\n[Verse 4 - Stoner’s Climax: Total Exultation]\nFrolic through the fog, let the merriment soar,\nWeed’s my euphoria, I’ll always adore,\nSwift with the pass, “Hit this, feel the glow!”\nFast as a zephyr, let the good times flow,\nFingers spark lighters, forge a bond of delight,\nFlow’s a celebration, keep the party in sight,\nEyes shine bright, a reveler’s creed,\nOrchestrate the high, weed’s all I need!  \n\n[Closing Euphoria - Frenzied Finale: Full Joy]\nPUFF! PUFF! WE’RE HIGH AS CAN BE!\nWEED’S MY JOY, IT’S A STONER’S GLEE!\nPUFF! PUFF! A PARTY SO BRIGHT!\nBLAZE THAT DANK, WE’LL FLY ALL NIGHT!\nCHEER! CHEER! WE’RE LOST IN THE HAZE!\nCHEER! CHEER! WE’LL BLAZE FOR DAYS!\n[Bong rips fade, laughter echoes, fading giggle]","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/weed-is-my-elation","playCount":230,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T08:01:04.000Z","slug":"weed-is-my-elation"},{"title":"THIS WEED DOTH MAKE ME HIGH","description":"[Opening Flourish]\n[Lute plucks a merry tune, a jester’s giggle, a puff of smoke]\nHark, ye merry fools, I’ve found a herb most rare!\n‘Twill make us laugh and caper, free from worldly care!  \n\n[Verse 1 - The Discovery: Grand and Silly]\nIn yonder forest, where the fairies play,\nI found a weed, a verdant sprite, I say!\nWith leaves so green, a scent to make one swoon,\nI lit it swift, and lo, I touched the moon!\nMine eyes did roll, mine heart did leap and prance,\nI laughed so loud, I frighted all of France!\nThis herb, I swear, doth make a fool of me,\nA toker I, in mirthful revelry!  \n\n[Chorus - Boisterous Jest: Loud and Ridiculous]\nFIE, FIE! THIS WEED DOTH MAKE ME GIDDY!\nSPARK THE SPLIFF, I’M FOOLISH AS A KIDDIE!\nFIE, FIE! I LAUGH ‘TIL I DO WEEP!\nBLAZE THE HERB, I’M IN A MERRY HEAP!\nHO-HO! I’M A JESTER IN THE SKY!\nHO-HO! THIS WEED DOTH MAKE ME HIGH!  \n\n[Verse 2 - The Toker’s Folly: Rapid and Absurd]\nI took a puff, and straightway lost my wit,\nI called my horse a king, and bowed to it!\nMy doublet seemed to dance a jig, I swear,\nAnd mine own codpiece whispered in mine ear!\nI tried to woo a tree, with sonnets sweet,\nBut fell into a ditch, and kissed my feet!\nThis herb, this fiend, hath turned my brain to mush,\nYet still I toke, for laughter is my rush!  \n\n[Chorus - Boisterous Jest: Even Sillier]\nFIE, FIE! THIS WEED DOTH MAKE ME GIDDY!\nSPARK THE SPLIFF, I’M FOOLISH AS A KIDDIE!\nFIE, FIE! I LAUGH ‘TIL I DO WEEP!\nBLAZE THE HERB, I’M IN A MERRY HEAP!\nHO-HO! I’M A JESTER IN THE SKY!\nHO-HO! THIS WEED DOTH MAKE ME HIGH!  \n\n[Verse 3 - The Court’s Confusion: Chaotic and Hilarious]\nAt court, I brought this herb to share with all,\nThe king did puff, and then began to crawl!\nThe queen, she giggled, thinking she’s a cat,\nAnd chased her crown whilst wearing mine own hat!\nThe jester ate a pie, but missed his face,\nAnd knights did joust with spoons in mad disgrace!\nThis weed hath turned our noble court to clowns,\nWe laugh ‘til dawn, in most uproarious sounds!  \n[Breakdown - The Toker’s Revel: Frenzied and Goofy]\n\n[Drum beats wild, a lute goes off-key, a chorus of snorts]\nO, vapors sweet, thou mak’st us all such dolts!\nWe caper like the goats, we bray like colts!\nThe smoke doth rise, a cloud of pure delight,\nWe tumble in the hay ‘neath starlit night!\nPass me the pipe, I’ll toke ‘til I do fall,\nFor in this haze, I’m happiest of all!  \n\n[Verse 4 - The Fool’s Triumph: Exaggerated and Hysterical]\nI’ve smoked so much, I think I am a cloud,\nI float above the earth, and laugh so loud!\nMine ears do hear the stars in chorus sing,\nThey call me “Lord of Fools,” a merry king!\nI tried to pen a sonnet, but alas,\nI wrote “thou art a pie” and kissed the grass!\nThis weed, this jester’s gift, hath won my heart,\nI’ll toke forever, ne’er from it to part!  \n\n[Closing Revel - Madcap Finale: Utterly Bonkers]\nFIE, FIE! I’M MAD WITH JOYOUS GLEE!\nSPARK THAT WEED, A FOOL I’LL EVER BE!\nFIE, FIE! I’LL LAUGH ‘TIL I EXPLODE!\nBLAZE THE HERB, DOWN THIS MERRY ROAD!\nHO-HO! I’M THE SILLIEST IN THE LAND!","url":"https://soundcloud.com/snxraven/this-weed-doth-make-me-high","playCount":191,"publishedAt":"2025-04-03T09:23:10.000Z","slug":"this-weed-doth-make-me-high"}],"timestamp":1743835654335}